Holy shit did you decide the tiny pictures won't kill you? Congratulations on catching up to the 21st century.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE UNICODE EMOJIS?
Unicode emojis are tiny, standardized graphical characters—because apparently, writing words is too much to ask. 🙄
They work across devices and operating systems—except, of course, on your sad excuse of a system that lacks the necessary font support.
INSTALLING EMOJI FONTS (FINALLY)
Good news! A small amount of ACTUAL MODERN FUNCTIONALITY won't kill you.
Ubuntu/Debian
sudo apt install fonts-noto-color-emoji
Arch Linux
sudo pacman -S noto-fonts-emoji
Of course you use Arch.
Fedora
sudo dnf install google-noto-emoji-fonts
openSUSE
sudo zypper install noto-coloremoji-fonts
Gentoo
sudo emerge media-fonts/noto-emoji
Void
sudo xbps-install noto-fonts-emoji
Just because your distro's a void doesn't mean your fonts have to be 🥲